even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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