didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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