I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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