So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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