hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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