Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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