i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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