i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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