Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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