Me. At least after what I've been through.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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