if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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