Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
