i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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