I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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