i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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