Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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