Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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