And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
then he tried to convert me to islam
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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