Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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