I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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