He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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