Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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