By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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