I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
