his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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