I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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