Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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