Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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