it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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