Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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