i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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