ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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