Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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