I heard we made out
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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