Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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