Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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