We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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