Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
