ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
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I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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