i just wanna soil my oats bro
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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