mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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