He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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