38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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