I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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