just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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