i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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