Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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