Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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