So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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