Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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