There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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