last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh