what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?