I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)