we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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