you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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